The Complaint
Dear Santa,
I would like to make a complaint,
because my present was really bad.
You might think I'm ungrateful,
but I have a good reason to be mad.
The elf that packed my present
should never have been hired.
He really ruined my Christmas,
so I believe he should be fired.
To make up for my suffering
you should send me another toy.
I don't need this silly doll
and that's because I am a boy.
Regards,
David
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